The Wizard of Speed and Time

Just a bunch of things I think are interesting or funny.

Friday, November 03, 2006

What is that Pastor Haggard?

The Rev. Ted Haggard, who has resigned as one of the nation's top evangelical leaders, admitted Friday he had contacted a male prostitute for a massage and bought methamphetamine. You'd have to be living under a rock t onot know this story. If so here it is.

My question is this: what kind of person buys drugs and doesn't take them? What kind of person hires a male prostitute and doesn't have sex?

3 Comments:

  • At 10:24 AM, Blogger Philip Young said…

    I find it damn funny when eash one of these "holier than thou" personalities gets caught doing something they adamantly preach against.

     
  • At 3:32 AM, Blogger Jason said…

    Pete:
    So you're saying that not only is Ted Haggard an adulterer, drug user and hypocrite, but a spendthrift? :o)

    Perhaps if we were to look closely, we would find that he has been selling arms to Al Qaeda on the theory that, like him, they would buy them and not use them. "But they gave me their word!"

     
  • At 1:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Classic Clinton defense: "I somked but didn't inhale," "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinski," and my personal favorite, the best line ever uttered by any professional politician, of course, trained as a lawyer - no offense, Pete - "It depends on what the meaning of 'is' is." Yadda, yadda, yadda.

     

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