Is that a Whizzinator in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Just when you think all of the drama has left the Minnesota Vikings with the departure of Randy Moss, here comes Onterrio Smith. It appears that Smith was stopped at the Twin Cities airport as he had several bags of powder in his luggage that looked like cocaine. But alas, it was powdered urine. Click Here for story.

Upon further review of his suitcase airport security discovered an original "Whizzinator". Which is a device which includes a fake penis, bladder and athletic supporter. For those who are dying to know, click here for the official website. An NFL spokesman said using the device during a drug test would be a violation of league drug policies, but it wasn't clear whether there were penalties for possessing one outside of a testing situation.

If the consequences of drug use are that you must carry around a fake penis, bladder and powdered urine, it's probably best to just say no.