Macaulay Culkin joke
Culkin just pleaded guilty to possession of marijuana and prescription drugs. Click here for story. This explains his ability to testify as a character witness for Michael Jackson.
posted by Peter Young @ 10:28 PM
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At 11:05 PM,
Philip Young said…
I can just see him in the courtroom:
Attorney: Mr. Culkin, were you molested by Mr. Jackson?
Macaulay: ::after taking a drag from his joint:: Dude, that place is wicked! He's got all sorts of weird-ass shit over there.
Attorney: Um, Mr. Culkin. Can you please answer the question?
Macaulay: ::after another drag:: I don't remember being molested. The only thing I remember is Michael giving me a wonderful smoke and some yummy kool-aid. I don't remember anything after that. Michael said I had a great time, so I must not have been molested, right?
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