Not a good way to get your name on CNN.com

It's a familiar story, two airline passengers get a little too frisky during a flight. But these folks simply could not leave well enough alone. Eventually their antics lead to an arrest. Click here for story. The best chuckles are in the affidavit including the line "Persing was obversed with his face pressed against Sewell's vaginal area. During these actions Sewell was observed smiling."