What if Bigfoot turns out to be someone's father?

So you think you got some of Bigfoot's hair. What do you do with it? Some folks on Canada have decided to run DNA tests on it to find out what the heck Bigfoot is. Click here for story.

But it wouldn't be right if they just simply released in results. Montel Williams should get the donors in the studio. And, with the appropriate dramatic pauses, tell them and the live studio audience just what Bigfoot is. Then the audience will give the proper response of catcalls and shouts.