Chocolate is both holy and unforgiving

Two stories involving chocolate came to my attention today. First a harrowing tale of a man who fell into a vat of chocolate. Click here for story. At first blush this may seem like a dream right out of Strange Brew, but after spending two hours in the goo, I doubt he was having that much fun. But perhaps he was having a religious experience.

Which brings me to story number two. The Virgin Mary has made another appearance, this time in the dark chocolate drippings from a California chocolatiers vat. Click here for story. At least she's no longer in the cheese sandwich.