... This guy is.

The people of Arkansas can rest peacefully tonight. The naked jogger has been zapped. Police in West Memphis had been getting reports of a man jogging late at night in the buff. When police came upon a man jogging naked, they ordered him to stop. When he failed to do so, they tasered him. Click here for story.

But in the future, if your naked and the cops want to talk to you, you really should stop.