The Wizard of Speed and Time

Just a bunch of things I think are interesting or funny.

Friday, December 29, 2006

Pulp Fiction - Short Version

F'ing short. F'ing cool.

Joys of cross country travel

Now I know why Dad used to get us up at 5:00 in the morning to drive to the farm. It wasn't just to miss traffic. It's just easier driving when the kids are asleep. Nick was fine, but Scooter was a pain in the butt. Now keep in mind that she only knows about 50 words, and the only relevent one she could come up with was "Mommy".

Every 10 to 15 minutes. But that's just the average. Sometimes it just went on and on. Of course Sarah could not hear Scooter. So the SOP went like this. Scooter would say "Mommy". I would tell her to wait. Scooter, believing that "wait" means "immediately state request again, perhaps at a higher volume", would again say "Mommy". I would tap Sarah on the leg and once I have gotten her attention I point to Scooter. Sarah would look back and try to decipher what Scooter wanted. Not an easy task when pretty much everything in the van was "Mommy".

Friday, December 22, 2006

Doctor?

Hey everyone check out this PDF. Click here for file. Look under Doctor of Ministry, see anyone familiar?

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Proof that Detroit is truly evil

Do we really need this. A Mustang Station Wagon!!!
It's a good thing the twins were taken away

But alas it didn't matter

Blackhawk's toying with me again

Earlier this year the Hawks were playing inspired hockey. They started real strong, but then they began their fall. Havlat went down, Vrbata went down, Handzus is out for the season, Khabibulin went down. They lost a slew of games. Finally they fired Yawney.

But a new day seems to be dawning. They hired Savard and in seven games have gotten at least a point in every one. Havlat and Khabibulin came back and tonight they play Detroit. Let's hope they can keep it up.

Now that's dedication

This week I've come down with a sinus infection. I couldn't swallow anything bigger than noodle and when I talked it sounded like I've smoked three packs a day for 20 years. And did I say home from work? You bet I did, I'm no fool.

But since we did have some bankers coming in to evaluate our production processes, why you send bankers to do that is anyone's guess, I dragged myself to Niles for the meeting.